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10 WAYS TO PREPARE FOR BONNAROO 2008 1. Develop a good allover tan. 2. Spend hours sitting or standing in the middle of your yard, in the sun (you can work on #1 at the same time). 3. Practice sleeping with the stereo on. 4. Walk around in public wearing as little clothing as possible. 5. Walk at least 10 miles a day, preferably while intoxicated. 6. Get a large ziplock bag and fill it with drugs; my personal favorites include Rolaids, Extra Strength Tylenol, Pepsin AC, and Imodium AD. 7. Buy a case of baby powder. 8. Buy a case of suntan lotion, SPF 50 or higher. 9. Observe the movements of the Sun, so that you will be able to predict where the shade will be in relation to the stages. 10. Practice bathing outside, using a water faucet. Encourage your neighbors to watch.
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