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 Post subject: 10 WAYS TO PREPARE FOR BONNAROO 2008
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:17 pm 
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10 WAYS TO PREPARE FOR BONNAROO 2008
1. Develop a good allover tan.
2. Spend hours sitting or standing in the middle of your yard, in the sun (you can work on #1 at the same time).
3. Practice sleeping with the stereo on.
4. Walk around in public wearing as little clothing as possible.
5. Walk at least 10 miles a day, preferably while intoxicated.
6. Get a large ziplock bag and fill it with drugs; my personal favorites include Rolaids, Extra Strength Tylenol, Pepsin AC, and Imodium AD.
7. Buy a case of baby powder.
8. Buy a case of suntan lotion, SPF 50 or higher.
9. Observe the movements of the Sun, so that you will be able to predict where the shade will be in relation to the stages.
10. Practice bathing outside, using a water faucet. Encourage your neighbors to watch.


 
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 Post subject: Re: 10 WAYS TO PREPARE FOR BONNAROO 2008
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:10 pm 
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thats some funny shit!! but very true!! :lol:


 
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 Post subject: Re: 10 WAYS TO PREPARE FOR BONNAROO 2008
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:49 pm 
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so true. you can just walk around in the sun with hundreds of people around you sweating your ass off, you have to get burnt and drunk during the process. or get messed up on some kind of drug.


 
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 Post subject: Re: 10 WAYS TO PREPARE FOR BONNAROO 2008
PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:06 pm 
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Rolaids and Tylenol?


 
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 Post subject: Re: 10 WAYS TO PREPARE FOR BONNAROO 2008
PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:58 pm 
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Gas-x too. it will come in handy.


 
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